Miss Really Long Acrylic Nail Wearer

Today, we salute you Miss Really Long Acrylic Nail Wearer
(Miss Really Long Acrylic Nail Wearer)
Not content to have boring natural nails, you decided to go the extra mile and add another three inches to make sure you had the longest, most impractical nails on the block.
(Nobody messes with you now)
You may not be able to get out a knot in your shoelaces or push the buttons on your cell phone, but there’s never a booger that can get past those suckers.
(They can run but they can’t hide!)
You love painting those babies, and then removing the paint and painting them again.
(Every color of the rainbow)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Miss Really Long Acrylic Nail Wearer
You’ve broken off so many nails trying that you’ve learned to do it with your teeth.
(Miss Really Long Acrylic Nail Wearer