Miss Strappy Thong Revealing Wearer

Today we salute you Miss Strappy Thong Revealing Wearer
(Miss Strappy Thong Revealing Wearer)
You’ve reformulated completely how to wear the thong. Formerly used to hide panty lines, you now let the straps hang out the sides of your low rise jeans.
(How else would guys know you’re wearing one?)
Whether bent over a pool table or sitting on a bar stool, your strappy thong is just as lethal as your padding enhanced cleavage.
(There’s no safe place to look)
You’re dying to dig your fingers into the butt of your pants and pull that sucker out but you don’t. A full-time wedgie is a small price to pay for the hotness you exude.
(If only they knew the pain)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Miss Strappy Thong Revealing Wearer and then give that strap a snap.
(Miss Strappy Thong Revealing Wearer)