Miss Tiny Dog Accessorizer

Today we salute you Miss Tiny Dog Accessorizer
(Miss Tiny Dog Accessorizer)
While other women your age prefer to accessorize with scarves or jewelry, you decided you’d spend thousands to adorn yourself with something that poops.
(The little cutie did a little doodoo)
That’s right, health code laws don’t apply to you, you can wear that shivering excuse for a dog wherever you go. Restaurants and shopping malls don’t care ‘cause it’s just so damn cute.
(What’s that smell?)
Now you have an excuse to blow even more money on designer accessories for your dog.
(She just loves her Burberry Dog Collar!)
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud light Miss Tiny Dog Accessorizer as you and your living bling relax on the couch in matching Chanel sweater sets.