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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Miss Velour Sweat Suit Wearer

Today we salute you Miss Velour Sweat Suit Wearer
(Miss Velour Sweat Suit Wearer)
Just like every teenage girl and their mom, you’ve convinced yourself that you can pull off wearing a sweat suit in public anytime and anyplace as long as it’s made out of velour.
(Is that a Juicy Couture?)
Sweat? Not in your sweat suit. The only odor emitted from your velour sweat suit is Dior.
(J’aime l’odeur)
Typically worn to the gym or as sleepwear, cotton sweats bear the mark of simplicity. But with velour, you stake your claim as the class fox that has enough money to blow on $200 sweats.
(So classy!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Miss Velour Sweat Suit Wearer, and sit back and relax because your waistband is made of elastic.

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