Miss Top Down in Winter Convertible Driver
(Miss Top Down in Winter Convertible Driver)
It's 30 degrees outside. Who cares? You have a convertible and you intend to use it.
(Everyday is a top down day)
Your daring approach to highway fashion intrigues us, as we all stare and ask ourselves, why?
(It's the dead of winter)
Without you, there'd be one less dumbass on the road for us to laugh at during our boring commutes home. Without you, your shivering passenger's lips might not be turning blue.
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Miss Top Down in Winter Convertible Driver, and bundle up. You'll catch your death out there!